So I woke up at 4:15 in the am to drive to work, to work just under two hours and then turn around and go home. I came home and posted the two blogs from earlier in the day. Ate a shitty breakfast, and a subpar lunch of a fake Philly cheese steak, and some under cooked fries. Yes, I am the master of food.
So back in March Wired was offering to put subscribers on the cover of the July issue. It's some promotion with Xerox to prove how awesome they are at printing shit or whatever. So I had to send a super high res photo of myself which just happened to exist on my girlfriend's camera. It wasn't the best picture, but it would do. So the issue finally came today, and sure enough there I am on the cover. Sort of. They took the totally awesome high res version of it and used 4 x 6 inches of it starting at the top left corner. Which luckily has most of my face in it. The cover only really proves one thing...I am one ugly mother fucker. I am going to take a pic of it and post it you have to see it, it's bad. I guess the good news is that Xerox prints shit real awesome.
So I seriously loathe wrestling and the Chris Ben Wa Balls story has already proved some laughs, but none as awesome as this. Read the first story it's pretty funny. I don't know if I know exactly what a suplex is, but I can imagine.
I've been peeping a lot of iPhone reviews. So far so good, now if only I could actually afford one. However the 60 bucks a month is definitely easy to swallow, it's that up front cost I can't get over.
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