001-The Bob Nanna Numbering Scheme

First off I am using the Bob Nanna numbering scheme. Each post will be numbered sequentialy, starting with 001. So if I post again later it will be 002 and so on. Unless I get all special editon variant cover on you and do a 000 post. Which knowing me, could very well happen. In fact I probably should have started with 000 I mean zero IS a number.

I am off and running on this sort of pse....hold on the dog wants in.

Ok where was I. Oh yeah, a couple of days ago it dawned on me that I am the fattest I have ever been in my life. Now I am by no means HUGE, but I have a gut and only a gut. A gut that gets bigger and bigger with every passing second. From the waist down I am so totally in shape, but up above that waist it a belly begging to be put out of it's misery.

Things have not gone well thus far. I did make some big moves by throwing all the soda pop out of the house and buying only bottled water, and some jugs of water to make tea with. So tea and water. If I go out to eat I will be enjoying a diet coke with lime. Thank you very much. Yesterday however I was home alone and cooked up a 9" deep dish Pizzeria Uno Sausage pizza. I come to find out that this thing is OVER 2000 calories. Did I eat the whole thing? Of course, but baby steps. I come home today after work to find that Jennifer(my girlfriend to those who may not know me personally) had baked Chocolate Chip Cookies. Did I eat one? NO! I ate 5. In my defense they were tiny. So really I ate like 2 and a half(men).

I have been consuming water like......someone who consumes a lot of water though, so that's good for me. I also eat BAKED chips with my lunch at work.

I didn't think my first post would be about dieting, but there you go. Maybe I'll treat you to a bonus post later.